A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f**king fault.
“In 2003 in Morocco we first discovered a single perforated shell, but we worked for four years to arrive at a dozen of the Nassarius gibbolosus (sea-shell) type,” he said. ... Bouzouggar headed an international team of experts working with Nick Barton, a researcher from Oxford University in England, at the Pigeons’ Cave at Taforalt, 20 kilometres from Berkane. ... He said the team had used four different dating systems which had given the same result, an age of around 82,500 years.
Hey if you like to listen to some funky Iranian music, and compare the iphone with htc, then watch this.
Agar deleton mekhad yek ahang funky va appelo ba htc moghayeseh bekoni, een clip ra nega kon.
Lets say one of your hands is holding a phone or a mouse, or of course the wheel (don't do that). This is an easy way to solve your problems. And it is not an Apple.